Hit me baby...please...just one more time

Dear Britney,

I just wanted to say something to you. It's been something I've been meaing to tell you for a while.

Thank you.

Thank you for bringing so much joy into my life with every silly/crazy/fugly outfit you wear. There are now legions of fans who await your every ridiculous photo op...I can't even make up what you might do next. My favorites (so far) have been as follows:

1) The Mrs. Federline wife beater (let all the ladies know...he's taken!)

2) The pink uggs, especially with cut off shorts to really accentuate your stubby legs...or just regular uggs. Maybe with a dress. No matter how you do it, you're guaranteed for one ugly outfit.

3) The "Adiqted to Kabballah" tee (I also recommend "Kabbalists do it better"...Madonna wore it first, but I'm sure you won't mind copying her)

3) Any outfit revealing your thong (so as to solve the mystery of "silk or cotton?")

5) Any time you wear a hat- be it trucker, fedora, doo rag (would this be considered a hat? I've never had to think about this before)...sometimes even two hats are better than one. Did I already say fedora?

6) And this (yeah....that's just gross).

7) Oh Jesus!

We don't mean to give you a hard time Brit. Actually we do. I just don't know how you do it, but you're still able to surprise me after all these months. So again thanks...for the memories.

Your faithful follower,
Reagan